Well, we’re just off the train and we’ve just found out BMW’s big surprise here at the Tokyo Auto Show is a sport concept version of the recently introduced 1-Series Coupe that’s designed to evokes memories of the original E30 M3 — despite being named after the classic BMW 2002 tii. The pictures that we’ve seen leaked appear to reveal a low stance 1-Series Coupe with black decals, an aggressive bodykit and several interior mods. We’ll know more shortly at the BMW reveal. Remember to stay live up all night with us at our Tokyo Auto Show tag as we continue to live-blog the show.

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By now we all know that JK Rowling shocked the wizarding world last weekend by outing beloved grandfatherly wizard Albus Dumbledore as being gay. BWE.tv has leared exclusively, through our shadowy network of wizard tabloid operatives, that Rowling made the announcement only to pre-empt the shocking expose in this week’s People Magazine based on magical gossipmongering blogger Rita Skeeter’s sordid allegations about the wizard’s sexuality. Here’s an exclusive preview of the magazine.