It’s been a very long time since I’ve made a Mario spoof, or a flash for that matter. I had fun getting back in touch with flash after a busy school year, and I hope you have fun watching it.

This is the sequel to “It’s Freakin’ Mario” - a short movie I made about a year and a half ago. It stars Luigi as the main man, and shows why Nintendo rarely gives him a lead role.

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This is an amusing look @ Luigi & all the shit he goes through just to get whatever pussy Mario doesn’t want.

Who cares if she can open it, as long as the bitch is in the kitchen making my goddamn food…
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In a politically correct age, they seem like outrageous anachronisms.

And there is no doubt these adverts - many taken from the first half of the last century - reveal just how much women used to be caricatured as downtrodden housewives or hair-brained office girls.

Now, a new book - You Mean A Woman Can Open It?: The Woman’s Place In The Classic Age Of Advertising - brings together images which would surely cause a howl of protest if they were released today.

UPDATE: Sources with the involved companies tell us this is the real car — the actual car to be used in the show. But, because “it wasn’t working at the effects studio yesterday,” someone did photoshop the red light. Our detective work’s paid off on yesterday’s rumor on the new KITT. Now not only do we have off the record confirmation from the “involved parties” that KITT will lose the GM third generation F-body (and legions of mullet-swinging fans), but also that he’ll be moving up a few steps on the horsepower ladder. That’s right, everyone’s favorite talking car (no, not spelled K-A-R-R) will be played by a black-with-gray-stripes 550 HP Ford Shelby GT500KR Mustang in the new Knight Rider TV show. And thanks to a very helpful tipster who’s preference is to remain anonymous (we don’t blame ‘em) we’ve got the proof to show you — photos taken from inside of the vehicle build facility out in LA where they’re prepping the new Knight Industries ’stang for Cylon-like close-ups. Yes friends, this is the new KI Two Thousand — who wants to touch it? I said, who wants to touch it? OK, well how about just your two cents? Anybody?

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I wonder how many mullet wearing, sister fucking fanboys this will piss off. I personally do not care. Kitt is just supposed to be a bad ass car, and this thing sure does kick the shit out of an 80’s F-body.

“As we revealed a few days ago, the first Dodge Challengers to go on sale will only be 2008 SRT8 models. Today we’ve learned that those 2008 Dodge Challenger SRT8s will carry an MSRP of $37,995 (including $675 for destination) and that dealers will begin taking orders for them as early as December 3rd. That’s next Monday, people. If you were expecting to have the whole month of December to convince your domestic partner that a Challenger is much more important than Christmas presents, the deadline for that convincing argument has just been moved up.

The 2008 Dodge Challenger SRT8 will be available in three colors: Black, Silver and HEMI Orange. All will feature the same carbon fiber hood stripes as the concept vehicle, as well. The iconic muscle car that looks poised to beat the Chevy Camaro to market by a good margin is, of course, powered by a 6.1L HEMI V8 that’s available with a 5-speed automatic or six-speed manual (though prior reports state you need to wait for the ‘09 for the latter). While power figures have yet to be revealed, this engine makes 425 horsepower in other SRT8 vehicles.”

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All I know is that car is the balls, tits & whatever else you want to fucking call it. Jesus Christ. That’s how they should have done the Charger up to begin with. 2 doors + Hemi = Balls. Too bad I cannot afford this wonderful piece of machinery. As Sean William Scott said in Dukes of Hazzard: “I’m gonna eat in it. I’m gonna sleep in it, & I’m gonna make sweet love to it.”