Ever notice how most Mac users are skinny? It’s because of all the calories they burn because they can’t shut the fuck up about how great their Macs are. What is it about Apple that makes its users unable to shut their mouths? Everywhere I go, there’s another asshole with a Mac preaching about how much better Macs are than PCs. They regurgitate lines directly from Apple’s marketing campaign, like “it just works.” I have the following rebuttals to this argument…

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I mostly agree. Trendy fucks. The only reason I have not bought a Mac is because I refuse to pay more than I would for a PC that would be faster for less than half the price. And don’t give me that $500 dollar piece of shit Apple is trying to proliferate on the American public.

Maddox: +1

HD DVD’s New Feature: Watching Movies Together But Not In the Same Place | TechConsumer

Perhaps in an attempt to differentiate itself from Blu-ray, HD DVD tech wizards will launch the HD DVD version of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix with a new feature called “community screening.” The movie takes advantage of the fact that all HD DVD players are equipped with an Ethernet hookup (unlike Blu-ray, which has players that do not include network connectivity). “Community screening” is a way to watch a movie simultaneously with your friends while you’re each in the comfort of your own homes. Here’s how it works…

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I have an HD-DVD player. Anyone want to watch the new Harry Pottor flick when it comes out? How about you just come the fuck over to my apartment & we can watch it in HD here & get fucked up while in the same room? that sounds like a wonderful idea, doesn’t it? I’m all for HD-DVD winning the so called “High-Def” war, mostly because I own one. That, and I refuse to pay 400 dollars for a Playstation 3 just so I can play Blu-Ray discs. All the other players are around that price, so why not get a game system with it right. Fuck that shit. I’ll stick to my Toshiba HD player I recieved as an early X-Mas gift [thanks baby :)].

Who the shit knows if this test was public or not but who gives a shit. Apparently that didn’t stop anyone from filming.

This car is in the states right now [kind of]. It’s called the Infiniti G35 Coupe if you haven’t seen one. I pretty much just cum in my pants when ever I see one that is done up properly. This thing just blows it all away. Anyone have 50 grand they don’t want? I will gladly take it off your hands and I will happily chauffeur you anywhere you want to go within reason [that reason is not to drive up mileage]. We could drive down to Romar’s, pick up some go juice [cause you know damn well I’d install nitrous] and then hit up Rt. 211 & smash those little faggots with their Honda Civic SI’s.

I recieved this information from Rocket Punch Auto Blog

In another demonstration of Humanity’s relentless quest for fun, a guy has installed a touchscreen on a Guitar Hero guitar as well as a magnetic switch that allows him to play it with a magnetic pic. Pointless? Actually, not. Cyberpyrot told us that it “plays much better than before.” And while it may not be as cool-looking as the Angel Sword Guitar [digga: which is the fucking shit btw], it sure looks cool in the dark. Video, pics, details and his plans for version 2.0 after the jump…

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In another demonstration of Humanity’s relentless quest for fun, a guy has installed a touchscreen on a Guitar Hero guitar as well as a magnetic switch that allows him to play it with a magnetic pic. Pointless? Maybe, but according to Cyberpyrot, it “plays much better than before.” Video, pics, details and his plans for version 2.0 after the jump…
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I wonder how this man found the time to take away from his busy irc chat moderation schedule to put this all together. And when the hell did he find the hours in the day to crawl out of his fortress of solitude [his parents basement] to find a friend who would actually tape this thing.

What is the point of having a screen on the Guitar Hero controller if you are still going to look at the goddamned screen while you play. Granted the guitar pic option is kinda nice. It sure beats the shit out of that little light switch they have on those things now.

Sir, when you lose your virginity to something other than a doll or a computer monitor, please tape that. I will jump out of my wheelchair and scream shazamm for you.

Post edit: Yes, I understand that it is cool and hip and neat-o that he put a screen in there. I would do it myself if I had the time, but alas I do not. I just don’t see the functionality of it. Now that pic’ing thing…