Ever notice how most Mac users are skinny? It’s because of all the calories they burn because they can’t shut the fuck up about how great their Macs are. What is it about Apple that makes its users unable to shut their mouths? Everywhere I go, there’s another asshole with a Mac preaching about how much better Macs are than PCs. They regurgitate lines directly from Apple’s marketing campaign, like “it just works.” I have the following rebuttals to this argument…

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I mostly agree. Trendy fucks. The only reason I have not bought a Mac is because I refuse to pay more than I would for a PC that would be faster for less than half the price. And don’t give me that $500 dollar piece of shit Apple is trying to proliferate on the American public.

Maddox: +1