Stop putting those goddamn hurricane relief ads on the site. They are making the site look worse than it does already. I know those people need help and all, but isn’t that what the president of the united states is for? Surely by this time he has gotten the TPS report on what happened after “Katrina” arrived and basically gave the state a facial.

Put those big buck making ads back up. I feel the need to download a “Mario” ring tone or buy a new goddamned Motorola cellphone on eBay. Cmon, hook a brotha up.