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“But I am a blasted tree; the bolt has entered my soul; and I felt then that I should survive to exhibit what I shall soon cease to be–a miserable spectacle of wrecked humanity, pitiable to others and intolerable to myself.” - Mary Shelley, Frankenstein

“There are some days when I think I’m going to die from an overdose of satisfaction.” - Salvador Dali
“At first I perceived that he tried to suppress his emotion; he placed his hands before his eyes, and my voice quivered and failed me as I beheld tears trickle fast from between his fingers; a groan burst from his heaving breast. I paused; at length he spoke, in broken accents: ‘Unhappy man! Do you share my madness? Have you drunk also of the intoxicating draught? Hear me; let me reveal my tale, and you will dash the cup from your lips!’” - Mary Shelley, Frankenstein

If you get past all that other stuff and to the actual post that is below the image, there are a some good points on how to score good seats on concert tickets. I never thought of the multiple browsers @ one time idea. Shows how much I know, right.

Anyways, remember if that your tickets are for general admission try to get there real early. That is unless of course you don’t give a shit about the opening acts. Remember to find a blocker and push your way up front if that’s where you want to be [like in football].

Pimp juice! This should prove to be one of the best movies of 2008, and one of the best, if not the best in the entire Batman series. After Joel Schumacher took over the series went to complete shit. Too comic book-ish if you ask me [and if you don’t ask me, fuck off]. Harvey Dent will be in this movie, along with possible references to Selina Kyle & Harley Quinn.

I hope they continue this series. It’s the way it should have been portrayed all along. The dark side of Batman, where he is a fucked up individual just like the rest of us, but chooses not to give in to the temptation of all the other criminals. Batman would sooner kick the living shit out of someone than go the theraputic route and just “talk to them”. That’s all everyone wants to do anymore. Sometimes you just need to put “foot to ass.”

“The invention of the century. Order your wine online and receive it immediately through a special faucet which you insert in your USB port. The USB Wine key allows you to download wine from home and straight from the vineyard.

The Wine Store offers more than 1200 different wines you can taste immediately with just a few clicks! The page is in French but play the video on the site to see how it works.”

I want one of these for my girlfriend. I would attach a hose to the goddamn thing and run it strait into her mouth. Why can’t someone make one of these, but for beer. It would be the invention of the millennium. Awards would be won. Peace all over the world would be achieved. It just makes sense people.

Or you might end up like this guy…

Ain’t that a bitch?