“The invention of the century. Order your wine online and receive it immediately through a special faucet which you insert in your USB port. The USB Wine key allows you to download wine from home and straight from the vineyard.

The Wine Store offers more than 1200 different wines you can taste immediately with just a few clicks! The page is in French but play the video on the site to see how it works.”

I want one of these for my girlfriend. I would attach a hose to the goddamn thing and run it strait into her mouth. Why can’t someone make one of these, but for beer. It would be the invention of the millennium. Awards would be won. Peace all over the world would be achieved. It just makes sense people.