Earlier this evening, TMZ.com got one click from my IP. I wish with all my heart and soul that I could take that click back. I will take that regret with me to my grave.

I thought to myself, “Hmmm, perhaps I should do a hoe blog. I wonder what current news there might be concerning hoes…surely that TMZ website I always hear about will have some breaking story about a coked up celebrity or possibly an heiress engaging in hoe activities…right?”

TMZ, you are the real hoes. You are the epitome of whore, taking virtual shape as a website. Sucking up bandwidth like Jägermeister. Preying on the most shameful human characteristics, all in an effort to draw attention to yourselves. Most of the people at TMZ are probably just cold, empty human beings. There is no reasoning with those people. But surely, somewhere in the ranks of their destitute media cat house, there must be someone with a conscience. How does he or she rationalize the obscene exploitation and the sick pattern of cheap sensory manipulation?
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I commented on the article, come back after you’ve read it and lmk what your thoughts are.

Is Your Wife For Sale?
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As US tourists in Lebanon, a man and his wife were sitting outside
a souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them carrying belts.

After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where they were from.

“America,” the husband replied.

Looking at her dark hair and olive skin,the Arab responded. “She’s not from the States.”

“Yes I am.” said the wife. He looked at her and asked. “Is he your husband?” “Yes.” she replied.

Turning to the husband, he offered, “I’ll give you 100 camels for her.” The husband looked stunned, and there was a long silence. Finally he replied, “she’s not for sale.”

After the salesman left, the somewhat indignant wife asked her
husband what took him so long to answer, to which the husband replied, “I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home.”
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I prefer llamas myself. Click the link up top for more funny jokes.

Can you guess the African American in the photograph above? It is none other than Robert Downey Jr. playing Kirk Lazarus, a very serious Oscar-winning actor cast in the most expensive Vietnam war epic ever filmed. The problem is “Kirk’s” character was originally written to be black. So he decided to dye his skin….

Now is this funny? Mean? Depends on who you ask. Now I’ll give you one guess on who could cowrite and direct a soon to be ‘comic masterpiece’. You guessed it, Ben Stiller who will also be starring with Jack Black and RDJr in the movie described as a modern day Apocalypse Now.
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You gotta click Derek Zoolander to see the pic, but apparently that is Mr. Downey Jr. in the middle. Oh the things Hollywood can do now-a-days. This movie should be a hit, considering who’s in it.

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Many people feel that they know how to buy a car from a dealer. They’ve bought many cars in their lives and they “don’t need no stinkin’ advice” to make the best deal they can make.

Before you go into the process of purchasing a vehicle, remember 2 things:

1. Regardless of how prepared you think you are, there’s probably something you missed if you aren’t systematic about it.
2. Most people buy a car every 2-5 years. Most salespeople sell 2-5 cars a week. They have a little more experience than you on “the battlefield”.

Here’s a step-by-step checklist that briefly describes the process you should use before, during, and after making a car deal.
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Click the pink magenta monster to read the full article. And if you were wondering, I had to go net-spelunking [sp?] to find that image. I kinda wish my car still looked like that, but at the same time I don’t. The plain old “It’s just a Neon” thing was fun. People who thought their little four cylinder civic was quick were flabbergasted when they got beat by “that pink car”. I loved that feeling.

Every few years a song or a movement inspires us to get up and do the most ridiculous dances. Sure, there are a few that are cute like The Twist, but in the dark shadow of Pop Culture Hell lies some of our worse Dance Craze skeletons. Some say that dancing is a language of its own. Well, if that is true these dance crazes are all screaming out one thing: “Shoot Me!” Here is our list of the eight most ridiculous dance crazes.
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Click the post-it for the full list of stupid dances.

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Look Ma, no hands! Shit like this makes you appreciate things most people take for granted in this world [like fucking arms & hands]. At least this guy is out there doing something for himself instead of sitting around asking for spare change like those bums in the street [i bet 99% of them have all their appendages].
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Rock on man.
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Edit: Oh yeah, and if you want to see more phenominal guitar playing check this guy out. His name is Andy McKee.

NIN surprises us with an unexpected self-released album: almost 2 hours / 36 instrumental tracks described as “music for daydreams.” Available as a $5 download, or a FREE album-length download, as well as a variety of physical configurations. The new business model done right?

read more | digg story
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Update: Trent apparently made approx $750,000, even though the music was available for free. That’s how the music business should be. Link.

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This year’s edition of Hooter’s Calendar Girls serves up a sense of grandiose drama with no holds barred as delicious hot babes bare it all in nothing but feathers! This is grass-roots girlie action at its finest! We’re not only serving up foxy pics, we’re also redressing stereotypes of what pinup calendars — and owls — are about, both on and beneath the surface.
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Now that’s what we all need. Some hot, hooterific owl action. It gets my dick hard just writing blogging about it. I’d write more, but it’s time to go crank one out while slowly scrolling down.