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A few weeks ago we, along with our friends at PickupTruck.com, were given exclusive access to a vehicle whose return we’ve been anticipating for what seems like forever. Today our prayers to the General have been answered — the El Camino is back! In January we reported this re-bodied Holden Ute would be called the 2010 Pontiac G8 ST, and like a Phoenix rising screamin’ from the ashes of a bygone era of car-platformed trucks, this new heir to the truck-car throne would emerge from the over-built and over-spec’d world of modern haulers. Just like the Phoenix, this business-up-front and party-in-the-back sport truck looks a little younger, a little more refreshed and has a bit more hawkish figure, but don’t be fooled by the disguise. If we play our cards right, it may end up retaining the legendary king of truck-car names, El Camino. That’s right, more important even than the return of the truck-car to the General’s fleet, is the news that this car will not be called the 2010 Pontiac G8 ST. In fact, they don’t have a name. Instead, you are going to be able to help choose what GM calls it…
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Not sure if i’m a fan or not. It seems to lack some of the magic that made the first el camino [which is spanish for the camino] a classic. It’s still an el camino and it should have v6 and v8 engines available for it, which is going to be nice.

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MARCH 12–Meet “Kristen,” the high-priced hooker who trysted with Eliot “Client-9″ Spitzer last month at that Washington, D.C. hotel. The 22-year-old prostitute’s real name is Ashley Alexandra Dupre (though she was born Ashley Youmans), according to a New York Times report. On the following pages you’ll find an assortment of photos of the young prostitute that were previously uploaded to a music web site, a talent agency’s site, and her MySpace page, which describes Kristen/Ashley as an aspiring musician who left home at 17 and has been in New York City since 2004. (10 pages)
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And there she is folks. Passed out after a night of binge drinking, snorting blow and sucking off most of Albany’s cock. Hey, whatever floats your boat i guess right. Click on the ho for more pictures that were taken from her myspace page, among other places.

Here’s a video from the show the other night. It was a really good show. Here are the pics and one more video can be found here.

DSC01013, originally uploaded by bob.digga.

B.B. King giving out B.B. bling after his set @ the civic center. Click on the king for 40 more images from the show. Video’s coming soon.

Earlier this evening, TMZ.com got one click from my IP. I wish with all my heart and soul that I could take that click back. I will take that regret with me to my grave.

I thought to myself, “Hmmm, perhaps I should do a hoe blog. I wonder what current news there might be concerning hoes…surely that TMZ website I always hear about will have some breaking story about a coked up celebrity or possibly an heiress engaging in hoe activities…right?”

TMZ, you are the real hoes. You are the epitome of whore, taking virtual shape as a website. Sucking up bandwidth like Jägermeister. Preying on the most shameful human characteristics, all in an effort to draw attention to yourselves. Most of the people at TMZ are probably just cold, empty human beings. There is no reasoning with those people. But surely, somewhere in the ranks of their destitute media cat house, there must be someone with a conscience. How does he or she rationalize the obscene exploitation and the sick pattern of cheap sensory manipulation?
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I commented on the article, come back after you’ve read it and lmk what your thoughts are.

Is Your Wife For Sale?
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As US tourists in Lebanon, a man and his wife were sitting outside
a souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them carrying belts.

After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where they were from.

“America,” the husband replied.

Looking at her dark hair and olive skin,the Arab responded. “She’s not from the States.”

“Yes I am.” said the wife. He looked at her and asked. “Is he your husband?” “Yes.” she replied.

Turning to the husband, he offered, “I’ll give you 100 camels for her.” The husband looked stunned, and there was a long silence. Finally he replied, “she’s not for sale.”

After the salesman left, the somewhat indignant wife asked her
husband what took him so long to answer, to which the husband replied, “I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home.”
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I prefer llamas myself. Click the link up top for more funny jokes.

Can you guess the African American in the photograph above? It is none other than Robert Downey Jr. playing Kirk Lazarus, a very serious Oscar-winning actor cast in the most expensive Vietnam war epic ever filmed. The problem is “Kirk’s” character was originally written to be black. So he decided to dye his skin….

Now is this funny? Mean? Depends on who you ask. Now I’ll give you one guess on who could cowrite and direct a soon to be ‘comic masterpiece’. You guessed it, Ben Stiller who will also be starring with Jack Black and RDJr in the movie described as a modern day Apocalypse Now.
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You gotta click Derek Zoolander to see the pic, but apparently that is Mr. Downey Jr. in the middle. Oh the things Hollywood can do now-a-days. This movie should be a hit, considering who’s in it.

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Many people feel that they know how to buy a car from a dealer. They’ve bought many cars in their lives and they “don’t need no stinkin’ advice” to make the best deal they can make.

Before you go into the process of purchasing a vehicle, remember 2 things:

1. Regardless of how prepared you think you are, there’s probably something you missed if you aren’t systematic about it.
2. Most people buy a car every 2-5 years. Most salespeople sell 2-5 cars a week. They have a little more experience than you on “the battlefield”.

Here’s a step-by-step checklist that briefly describes the process you should use before, during, and after making a car deal.
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Click the pink magenta monster to read the full article. And if you were wondering, I had to go net-spelunking [sp?] to find that image. I kinda wish my car still looked like that, but at the same time I don’t. The plain old “It’s just a Neon” thing was fun. People who thought their little four cylinder civic was quick were flabbergasted when they got beat by “that pink car”. I loved that feeling.

Every few years a song or a movement inspires us to get up and do the most ridiculous dances. Sure, there are a few that are cute like The Twist, but in the dark shadow of Pop Culture Hell lies some of our worse Dance Craze skeletons. Some say that dancing is a language of its own. Well, if that is true these dance crazes are all screaming out one thing: “Shoot Me!” Here is our list of the eight most ridiculous dance crazes.
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Click the post-it for the full list of stupid dances.

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Look Ma, no hands! Shit like this makes you appreciate things most people take for granted in this world [like fucking arms & hands]. At least this guy is out there doing something for himself instead of sitting around asking for spare change like those bums in the street [i bet 99% of them have all their appendages].
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Rock on man.
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Edit: Oh yeah, and if you want to see more phenominal guitar playing check this guy out. His name is Andy McKee.