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Apr
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Posted (Digga) in Main on April-2-2008

sam adams - great american patriot
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So we are watching tv around midnight a few days ago when a Sam Adams beer commercial pops up. I really can’t remember most of the conversation [was a few days ago] but the jist of it went something like this [T is the lady, D is me]:

T: Sam Adams makes some good beer out there in Boston.
D: He doesn’t make beer, he is dead.
T: I thought he made the beer?
D: No, Jim Koch makes it.
T: Who the hell is Jim Koch?
D: He is the guy that bought the beer company from Sam Adams. He retired and is probably on a sandy beach somewhere’s with Mrs. Butterworth’s & Aunt Jemima.
T: Fuck you asshole.

And that’s pretty much how it went. Now, any chance I get I feel I must bring up the fact that Sam Adams was real, died and is now more known for his “beer making skills” than what he is really known for, which is this.
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Bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob in this place…