Casting Mike Tyson’s Punch Out: The Movie - Asylum | Men’s Lifestyle | Humor, weird news, sex tips, fashion, dating, food and gadgets
Ever wondered who would play the roles in a movie version of the video game Mike Tyson’s Punch Out?
No? Really?
We’ve been thinking about this our entire lives. After many vicious arguments around the boardroom table, we’ve assembled an all-star, master cast of the best talent. Some of these guys are too old to box, some of them aren’t even actors, but they definitely look like they should be getting the smack down from Little Mac.
Let the body blows begin!
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Oh man, this shit is right on point. Poor Owen Wilson. He has to play Good ole Glass Joe. Mr. 1-99. The shame. I wonder who would play Gabba Jay in the sequel? Maybe that old guy from “A River Runs Through It” & “Top Gun”. I was just informed that his name is Tom Skerrit. That would be the tits.
