First off, a short ‘Wiki‘ on Ellen…

“Ellen Lee DeGeneres (born January 26, 1958) is an American stand-up comedian, actress, and currently the Emmy Award-winning host of the syndicated talk show The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

She has hosted both the Academy Awards and the Primetime Emmys. As a film actress, she starred in Mr. Wrong, appeared in Edtv and The Love Letter, and provided the voice for Dory in the Pixar hit animated film Finding Nemo. She also starred in two television sitcoms, The Ellen Show from 2001 to 2002 and Ellen from 1994 to 1998. In 1997 during the fourth season of Ellen, she came out publicly as a lesbian in an appearance on the Oprah Winfrey Show. Shortly afterwards, her character Ellen Morgan also came out and subsequent episodes of the series continued to explore the coming out process as well as various LGBT issues.”

And now, on to why I cannot stand this bull-dyke. She is just not that fucking funny. Now I know that a Carrot Top I’ll never be, but I have had my moments of comical zen that have made an entire room ‘LOL’, if not even the ever acclaimed ‘LMFO’. Seriously, who the hell gives a shit about Ellen and her pretentious ‘You must laugh @ me because I’m a lesbian’ shit? Certainly not I, nor the millions of other people who have any fucking sense what so ever.

I am surprised she was not cast in that all lesbian tongue licking of a movie ‘A League of Their Own’. She would have been perfect for a role beside her fatter, black haired lesbian ’sista’ Rosie O’Donnel. The movie could have just been those two rubbing each other’s nipples for an hour and a half & I’m sure it would have sold equally as well. Jesus, thinking about that shit just sent a shiver down my back.

How does this woman go on living knowing she is producing pure daytime garbage for mindless middle America. It’s too bad she wasn’t into asphyxiation-masturbation. Maybe she could fuck it up and kill herself like so many pre-pubescent teenagers do out in the mid-west. Just tie the noose a little tighter around your neck when you try it Ellen…

She was the goddamned annoying fish Dory in Finding Nemo. One could only hope that she develops this disorder in real life and is committed to a mental hospital shouting ‘P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney!’ all fucking day long. Here Ellen, have some more Haldol, it will help you remember Mr. Sherman’s first name, bitch.

And who the fuck gets a dog, and returns it months later, only to say you don’t have the time? Maybe you should not have taken the goddamned thing in the first place. I know you must have some sense of responsibility, you put your horse face on tv every day to tens of fans that absolutely adore the roast beef sandwich between your legs. Get your shit together Ellen, or just fade away like we all hope you will.

I just cannot stand to writie about this disgusting woman anymore, aside from this. Please do whatever the hell you can to take this woman off the air. She has some bullshit ‘one a year’ shows coming up in a few weeks on TBS. Do not watch that shit. Write in to TBS and whatever bullshit network that chooses to broadcast her filth to millions of retards that somehow find ways to enjoy her every day. Do something, do it now. For the love of God.

What do you think about Ellen DeGenerate?