ARCHIVE POST FROM OG SITE: There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the
sidewalk, dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up
to the doorstep of a house of ill repute, and knocked on the door. When
the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.
He said, “I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the
money to buy it, and I’m not leaving until I get it.” The Madam figured,
why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any
of the girls he liked. He asked, “Do any of the girls have any
diseases?” Of course the Madam said no! He said, “I heard all the men
talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT’S
the girl I want.” Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money
to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
He headed down the hall, dragging the squashed frog behind him.
Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the
Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, “Why
did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one
of the others?” He said, “Well, if you must know, tonight when I get
home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at
home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex
with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys.
She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get
back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he’ll jump the
baby-sitter’s bones, and he’ll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets
home from the baby-sitter’s, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and
Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the milkman
will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom, and catch the disease,
and HE’S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG.
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