Fuck you if you don't like this movie.
“Sepatown!”– Pootie Tang
“Kapa-Chow.”– Pootie Tang
“Sa da tay!” – Pootie Tang
“I got to say na nay no.”– Pootie Tang
“Cole me on the panny sty.” – Pootie Tang
“Roun on the crowny town.” – Pootie Tang
“Well, Bob, I’m a pone tony.” – Pootie Tang
“What’s the Dabble Dee?” – Pootie Tang
“Don’t bane the dillies!” – Pootie Tang
“Yeah, hehehehe Cappatown my *ss!” – Pootie Tang
“Ain’t come one, but many tine tanies!” – Pootie Tang
“Yeah! Hahahaha! Sepatown my *ss!” – Pootie Tang
“Baby, I’m going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!”– Pootie Tang
“Pootie Tang: Dirty Dee, you’re a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai!”– Pootie Tang
“Leepa tine on my clemmon dees. Penna tine on my damie kays; I’mma crighty pooster, I’mma crighty pooster!” – Pootie Tang
“See, my damie, Pootie Tang don’t wa-da-tah to the shama cow… ’cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?” – Pootie Tang
“I hate you.” – J.B.
“Don’t you talk dirty to your momma, boy! ” – J.B.
“And you know what else, it’s hard to get in too.” – Lacey
“What the hell are you talking about?” – Bob Costas
“You can’t hurt a ho with a belt—they like that sht.” – Trucky
“Dirty Dee is still dirty—because he’s Dirty Dee dammit!” – Trucky
“Pootie Tang! I come to call you out, maggoty eatin’ bitch!” – Dirty Dee
“It’s not even race; it’s a certain type of person that gets Pootie Tang.” – J.B.
“Ohhhh, cole me down on the panny sty! All right!” – Bob Costas
“Pootie, do you have any girlfriends at school?” – Pottie’s Mother
“You know, I’d like to also add that Pootie Tang can kick some *ss too, boy.” – Lacey
“Aw. Mommadee, there’s a sine tibbity in a taxy. She’s a cole tony.” – Young Pottie
“We didn’t always know what he was saying, but we always knew what he meant.” – Trucky
“He was rejuvenated. You hear that? Rejuvenated. He was rejuvenated before, lost it, and got rejuvenated again. Rejuvenated!” – Trucky
“Let me break it down to you like this—Pootie Tang is, was, and always will be too cool for words.” – Trucky
“As long as you’ve got right on your side, you could whoop anyone’s *ss with just that belt.” – Trucky
“It was incredible. Only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill, that month!” – Trucky
“It was incredible. Only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill, that month!” – Trucky
“You think that just cuz a girl likes to dress fancy and stand on the corner next to some wh***s, that she’s hookin?” – Biggie Shorty
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